Animal Encounters #1

27 10 2008
MS Paint can't save me now.

MS Paint can

I just wish it would leave.  I don’t like sharing my office (where I practically live) with a dirty little rodent.  I imagined squishing it but even the red paint imaginary blood was too gory.




One response

28 10 2008

Mice ate my oatmeal in my slummy Boston sublet, I was ever so pissed. So when one moved into my bedroom (and pooped in my empty oatmeal bowl while I was sleeping) I set traps. But then my BFF named it Apollo via text message and I had to take the traps down. Don’t name the mouse. Get one of those humane sonar thingies, it worked surprisingly well (as in, I’m surprised whenever hippies are effective).

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